Mike and Gill were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the streets."
Mike got up from his coffee and muttered, "Jeez, OK."
Two days later, again they were both sitting down with their cups of morning coffee and heard the weather forecast: "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even-numbered side of the streets."
Mike got up from his coffee and grumbled, "Jeez, OK."
Three days later, they both were once again sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast was,"There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and then the power went out so Mike didn't get the rest of the instructions.
He said to Gill, "Jeez, what am I going to do now?"
Gill replied, "Aw, Mike, just leave the car in the garage."
