Our experience has been that to become a Kiwi by state
processes is one that takes 9 years. It
will only take 9 months if you can persuade your future parents not to involve
the government.
Before any adopted clones can be released into the wild
there is a customs check to ensure they will not contaminate the existing endangered and flightless
species.
The picture above shows neighbourhood watch advocate His
Worship the Mayor of Hastings Lawrence Yule muttering “here goes the
neighbourhood” as the Waiting grandparents gather to receive their paper plane
materials.
Without fold instructions, it seems likely they will remain
flightless (as well as legless).
